The Stumbling Swashbucklers
(otherwise known as the Putrid Pirates)
Jean LeJean-Noire-Oire
The most famous French Pirate in the world—in fact, the ONLY French Pirate in the world of Arth. Swept overboard by a rogue wave during a freak storm in the Bermuda Triangle, he washed ashore at none other than Bathing Beauties Beach on the Isle of Ailouros. Seeing himself surrounded by beautiful women, he figured he'd died and gone to heaven. He decided to make the most of the situation; as he is fond of saying, “So many women, so LEETLE time . . .”Back to top
Spyglass Smythe
With trusty spyglass in hand, Smythe spies on everybody, foe and friend alike. He's always got a weather eye out whether you want him to or not. He's a ready store of information, for the right price.Back to top
Reginald “Tickles” Featherbottom
Why his friends call him “Tickles” is anybody's guess. It may because he tickles his enemies with a cutlass, but he does seem to buy large quantities of Buccaneer Jelly-Bellies and Naval Lint when he's in town. Loud, boisterous, and a drunken sot, he's great fun at parties or in a barroom brawl.Back to top
“Mad Dawg” Madberries
Called “Mad Dawg” because he foams at the mouth when fighting. Or drinking. Or eating. Or when he thinks of eating, drinking, or fighting. Basically, he foams at the mouth. He may not have rabies, but you don't want to get bit by him nonetheless.Back to top
Petey LePieux
You don't want to stand downwind of Petey, or be stuck below decks with him in a storm. Drenching him, keel hauling him or even getting his clothes washed just doesn't seem to help. Still, he's a handy Pirate when push comes to shove, or when you need a distraction while you run the other way.Back to top
Fathomless Frank
Frank hasn't got a clue about this, that, or any other thing. It's not that he's so deep as to be fathomless, it just that there's nothing there to be fathomed. He'd be dangerous if he understood the meaning of the word, or any other word for that matter.Back to top
Captain Oculess
Lost his eye in a card game when he bet it against the ship's cat. Needless to say he was six sheets to the wind at the time, with a serious case of wind to boot. He's been a Sea Captain for quite some time; he just can't find his ship with one eye.Back to top
Ol' Rummy
An old school Pirate (except he never went to school) who doesn't understand the meaning of defeat (isn't that where he puts his shoes?) or much else other than drinking, stealing, drinking, and stealing drinks. Get between him and a bottle of rum and you've got a fight on your hands—but he'd rather steal the bottle when you aren't looking.Back to top
